If I wanted to annoy you, I would load a sound file of "Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens".
Or "Chicken Walk".
Or "Little Red Rooster".
Or "Chicken Ain't Nothin' But a Bird".
Or "That's the Way You Spell Chicken".
If I really wanted to annoy you, I would play "Chicken Talk" by Yma Sumac.
But I won't do that. I've already annoyed you a little bit anyway, haven't I?
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